Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go Sherlon!
It's your birthday!
We gon' party like it's yo birthday!
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday!
-50 Cent's "In Da Club"
Well, the actual birthday is not until August 13th but I decided to kick off the U.S. birthday tour in New Jersey on Friday night. I went to the Deko Lounge in Sayreville with a bunch of co-workers. It was one of those hood-rich joints. They say proper dress and YOU follow the rules but then you still see dudes in there with jeans and sneakers. I realized that I can still get down on the dance floor. However, I must start a moratorium on spots that are 18 plus for women and 21 plus for guys or I need to patten a device that takes a woman's fingerprint and deciphers how old she is. A tool like that would save me some unnecessary consternation. Everything that looked good...looked young and recently hatched from its shell. I will be 26 next month and these days I can't even flirt with a woman that isn't at least 21. I'm all set with wasting my breath on a female that isn't.... a) legally able to drink...b) gainfully employed with a full-time job...c) living on her own and paying her own bills...d) single with NO baby daddy drama. Will the real women please stand up and holla at this brother?
Future Tour Stops
Atlanta (August 2-7)
Boston (August 12-14)
D.C. (August 26-28)
The Caribbean (In the fall)
3 comments:
Deko Lounge is an interesting environment ... in college I used to love that place, but now it's a whole different animal. With girls too young to wear their skimpy outfits and the local wodies - you can keep it! But it makes for a fun girls night out when the city is just too far away ... happy birthday to you. I believe everyone should celebrate their birthday for the entire month:)
ayo duke, you suck for coming through the weekend that i'll be gone.
Well I'm hollerin but I guess I've already struck out. Its a sad day when you realize eithger your too old to be somewhere or others are too young to be there with you. Im 25 lol. Mwah....
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