I promised plenty of food.
I promised plenty of liquor
I promised good music
I promised the fellas there would be plenty of hot women
I promised the ladies there would be plenty of eligible bachelors
I even said they did not have to bring a gift or anything but themselves to the party.
That's how you get black folks to come out to a birthday party. Not even a 45-minute thunderstorm and a hazy, hot and humid night stopped folks from coming to my boy Greg Lee's place in Boston.
We packed about 50 people into Greg's apartment and my boy Josue cooked up some slammin' appetizers. My hype man Tyrone wasn't able to make it...so I was working double duty as MC and hype man. We had the A/C on full blast but the more and more people that came the hotter it got and no one seemed to mind.
I invited all my friends from high school and college. Greg invited his friends from Boston and some from the Boston Globe. We had a good mixture of young black people chillin out.
We even got a visit from a Boston police officer on a motorcycle (that's how your know your joint is legit when you get a visit from the cops). He said he got complaints that there was someone lying drunk on the sidewalk.
LIE!
I told him that was a complete fabrication and asked him to look up and down the street. We both turned our heads at the same time and saw no one. I even invited Mr. Officer in to check out the party. He declined and drove away. I'm mad at Greg's white neighbors for hating on me on my birthday.
Party started at 8:30 p.m. and folks started arriving at 9 p.m. by foot, personal car, taxi and public transportation. We served the birthday cake at 11:30 p.m. and crowd started leaving around 1:30 a.m. I left the party early myself but I'm told there were people still lounging close to 2:30 a.m.
DAMN!
I delivered on the food, liquor, music and crowd and I was a bit twisted...so I don't remember any scandalous moments...but if you were there and saw something blog worthy...please share!
10 comments:
" I left the party early myself".... hmmmmmm I hope you were doing what I think you were doing. Good birthdays always have food, music,liquor and a whole lot of nookie on the side. ;-).... I, myself, have never had those type of birthdays so I'm hoping I can live vicariously through you. LOL
I'm mad that you delivered on the hot women for the men and only eligible bachelors for the ladies. What the heck?! Can the man be fine AND single? Since I was there I must admit I didn't see any eye candy except for you and Greg..hehehe..maybe that's because I was too busy helping myself to Josue's food and Greg's banging rice to notice.
You threw a great party Sherlon.
Hahahahaha! I'm also mad at Greg's neighbors for making up stuff! LOLOLOL!
Harvard grads, Globe reporters (& interns ::YES::) Brockton Boxers, NU Huskies, drinks, food, and just good black people...and two white girls--it all made for good, good times at Greg's spot.
I mad that you said..."good birthdays always have food, music, liquor and a whole lot of nookie on the side." My lips are sealed as to my whereabouts when I left the party early!
Sounds like you had all the right stuff for a slamming birthday gathering!
Congrats
Damn, sorry I missed it!
Hmmm let me know if you get into the party planning business....I will have you a whole rack of customers LoL. Glad to see you had a great Bday.
-CNEL$ aka Christopher
Actually...I might buy or build my own nightclub...not sure what city yet!
Houston is always a great place for a bar or club!!
Hope you enjoyed your birthday! I didn't see any scandle but all I have to say is:
STOP!
DROP!
Shut it down
Open laptop!
OH
NO
That's how DT gurls roll, LOL
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