Exhibit A:
"Jersey Shore Brother - 26"
That's the headline to a personal advertisement that I have on _______ website.
Let's dissect this phrase part-by-part.
Jersey Shore=I live in the Jersey Shore area of New Jersey.
Brother=I'M BLACK.
26=I'm 26 years old.
I got a bite on my ad from a white girl that seemed like she had it all together. We got 15 minutes deep into an IM conversation and she drops this bombshell on me.
White woman: What race are you again?
Me: (Shakes head) Didn't you read my ad? I thought it was pretty obvious.
White woman: Yeah. I read the ad. So, you're.....................?
Me: (Clears throat) I'M BLACK!
That was my final answer. I promptly deleted her screen name.
24 comments:
i mean when i see jersey shore i don't really think black. i think mafia. and you know there are white people who like to throw around the phrase brother. so while her behavior may or may not be excusable, its still hilarious. lolololol
I agree with Jameil on this one. And I'm just curious as to what type of bites, you expected from this unnamed site? And do you have any female friends in Jerzee to play match maker, it seems safer than the online dating world. You know how sketchy people are these days.
Like the title of this thread states..."Reading is fundamental." I expected some intelligence or at least some high school-level critical reading. In my ad, I mentioned that I was born in Jamaica. If that doesn't say black...then I don't know what the hell does.
Perhaps Jersey Shore Negro might've done the trick?
you know some white women want brothers for their experiments anyway...perhaps she just wanted to be sure.
CHRIST! you need to change that label asap. Telling someone you are from the jersey shore should be something you ease into a conversation not put it on front street like that. HAHAHA...jk. Like, ohmigod, you're um, black! That still have those in jersey?
p.s. LOL at "jersey shore NEGRO"
lol@chris....I am not an experiment.
lol@elle willa...I can't change the fact that I live and work at the Jersey Shore. I'm making the best out of it. Now, stop stealing my joy.
YOU dont need an online dating service. Get a refund, buy some gas and drive into NYC...Brooklyn to find whatever you are looking for.
NEXT POST! I wanna talk/write about the SuperBowl. We missed you at GLs Jam in the Dot.
:-(
I don't like NYC...I fell asleep during the "Boring Bowl"...I will make a grand reappearance in Boston...this spring
HA HA HA HA HA~!
too funny!
you are ruthless man!
lol@madosi...nah...ruthless was blasting the wishy-washy chick and the hurricane chick circa 2005. This posting was tame by my blasting standards.
hmmm sherlon i'm smelling some hypocrisy over in your direction. So Sanaa gets hate for being interested in a white man....in a MOVIE but it's cool for you to attracted to white women in REAL LIFE? I'm just asking.
Damn...I see my statements on someone's blog is coming back to bite me in the ass.
FYI...I did state on your blog the following.
"Sanaa was on fire until her recent project....add me to the list of haters with her kissing a white man. I vomitted when Halle had sex with Billy Bob Thorton in Monster's Ball."
LOL I read your comment already. Do you mean to tell me that you would never/haven't ever kissed or been physical with a white woman? Are you not open to dating white women? I don't necessarily have a problem with interracial relationships. It's interesting to me how black men get their briefs all in a bunch when a black woman is with a white man but it's fine for them to be with whoever they want.
I have never kissed, been physically attracted or even dated a white woman. I can't say I would never do it because right now black women have damn near pushed me to the edge. I'm saying I'm putting the sistahs on notice and if they don't step up their game in 2006 then I'm working the entire rainbow!
Don't knock it till you try it. But make sure u go back black after you had your creme.
I agree with diversifying your portfolio, so go on ahead and taste that rainbow.
that was hilarious! oh yeah, i kinda feel her cuz i'm not from here and it took me a minute to realize everyone referred to the beach area as the jersey shore...i thought they were two different places. :-)
I would have been frustrated with that dummy too. It has happened to me also.
Zora was right…the Black woman is the mule of the earth. lol We gotta “step up our game” or else brothers will be crossing the tracks to Ghosttown in droves. Diversify, baby!:) PS - We are talking the shore...Jamaica might mean Queens to some of those geniuses.
"Step Up Your Game," that's my message to black women everywhere!
And what will you do to step up yours?
My game is already stepped up...read the "what's love got to do with it entry"
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