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Recently, Diddy was quoted by various celebrity media outlets that he regrets not signing Ludacris to Bad Boy Records.

"We can't always see them when they come. I'm only human. He used to work at a radio station down there and he was doing some writing. He played me his demo tape and I just didn't understand the whole flow at that time, so I passed on that one," Diddy said in the various media reports.

Well, can someone send a bottle of cristal to Diddy for me and put it on my tab?

Actually, make that two bottles because that is one more than the amount of hit albums that Ludacris would have if he was indeed a member of Bad Boy records.

Diddy's one true successful rapper is the Notorious B.I.G and he's R.I.P.

Let's see if I can round up some of Diddy's rapper experiments:

G-Dep (that was quite a "special delivery," the type that gets stamped RETURN TO SENDER).

Black Rob (like "whoa" is that the only word in your vocabulary).

Craig Mack (Mack once bragged in his 1994 hit song, "Flava In Your Ear", "You won't be around next year". Ironically, he was the one no where to be seen in 1995, as his stardom within the hip hop world faded.

Ma$e (that $ emblem really worked out for you...huh?).

Loon (could anyone even understand this dude?).

Shyne (currently serving a 10-year prison term for taking the fall for Diddy in that infamous nightclub shooting).

The Lox (They got some money, never truly got the power they were seeking and they got very little respect).

In all fairness to Diddy, he did warn us when he said "I thought I told you that we won't stop" on 112's "Only You" Remix.