This forward was sent to me by a female friend....
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and areextremely good-looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good-looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
7 comments:
LOL now see I would've been happy stopping at the 4th floor
PREACH BROTHER SHERLON
@queencityplaya....Thank you very much...so what floor would you have stopped on...be honest.
@d.l.sands...Let the congregation say AMEN!
Sheeeit...I woulda stopped and gave thanks at the 1st floor...guess I'm a glass-half-empty kinda chick cuz I woulda expected deformities and bowel disorders on FL 2...incarcerated midgets on 3...
lol@ so wise.
I'm saying - was there a sign that said there were only 6 floors? If not, I think old chick was justified in continuing onward and upward. Get as much as you can, while you can!
@Talia.....Yup
"There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights."
Ah well... least she tried.
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